I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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