these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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