I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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