But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
