Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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