I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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