i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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