Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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