So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
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Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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