1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
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News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
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I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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