I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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