so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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