My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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