Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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