Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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