he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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