have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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