yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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