with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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