Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
