so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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