glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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