I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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How does one acquire holy water?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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