dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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