i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
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so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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