don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
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I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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