I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Be still, my beating vagina.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
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She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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