you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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