Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
organizing the empties. That sober.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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