respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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