Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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