Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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