i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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