are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
