I wanna passion pit in your ass
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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