that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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