I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
i came on her dog
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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