I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Randomize
