He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Even my vagina gasped.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
