butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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