haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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