Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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