This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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