Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
