omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
