Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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