He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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