Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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