I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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