awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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