my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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