I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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