hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start