if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Please. i have SOME standards
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism