Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
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Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
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How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Let's get the cat blown out