Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
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all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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