i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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