i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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