ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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