bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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