I wannas sexs uuuuu
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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