its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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